Skunks and Cryptids

Amberlin from South Carolina asks “do chupacabras eat skunks or can I put Stinky Junior in the yard to play.
(P.S.: Stinky Junior is my boyfriend’s pet skunk)

Dear Amberlin,

I’m terribly sorry my dear, to inform you that yes, the elusive Chupacabra does indeed eat skunks. Stinky Junior, as you so lovingly call your pet, will need to be monitored.

But there’s good news as well!

The Ozark Howler quite dislikes the smell of skunks. So if you hear the Howls in the distance that shakes you to your very soul, you’ll have nothing to fear! Isn’t that a treat!

Good luck with Stinky Junior

-Edmond Agar